We have now exhausted my knowledge of the novel, other than that it is a thousand pages long, and it’s badly written. And it did not involve any bikinis whatsoever. — Tysto Commentaries,
2010: Moby Dick @0:10:55

Uncle Vernon is a character I hate, but … I adore the character because he’s so terrible … in a marvelously entertaining way. But somehow that absolutely does not come across to me when it comes to Umbridge. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix @0:12:27

Mythbusters … have demonstrated that you can actually paint yourself with something that shuts off your pores and doesn’t allow you to sweat and you still won’t die. — Tysto Commentaries,
Goldfinger @0:18:27

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