[as Harry] ‘Oh, he’s the one who opened the chamber!’ No, he’s not! What, are you crazy? He’s Hagrid! He’s your pal! He’s the nicest guy you know! — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @1:17:38

[Princess Yuki] says … it’s been kind of a fun adventure for her, in spite of the fact that her life’s been in danger at every moment. … [as servant girl] ‘You know those two guys? They were totally gonna rape you.’ — Tysto Commentaries,
The Hidden Fortress @1:53:02

Yes. Nuclear weapons. … It’s about time, because if that mega shark decides to come ashore, there will be no stopping it. — Tysto Commentaries,
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus @1:04:30

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