You’re going on a commando mission to a forest planet. … Who do you take with you? Well, you take your best girl, and your jedi, and your dog, and also 40 guys. And you take a hysterical, gold, noisy, complaining robot. — Tysto Commentaries,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @0:57:18

That whale has crawled up on the land and is going to jump on you from the top of the cliff. [1.5 minutes later] He’s coming up over the cliff just like I predicted! … Why will no one listen to my crazy ideas?! — Tysto Commentaries,
2010: Moby Dick @1:14:22

Here come some rent-a-cops. How would you like that to be your job? … You don’t get very good grades, and you end up graduating from the school of magic, and then you become a bank guard. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:21:15

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