The guns I can kind of understand. I’m not quite sure about the flamethrower. [laughter] … And they’ve got two of them! — Tysto & Speakeasy,
The Thing @1:15:32

You’d think a security guard would be like, ‘Dude, you have to stop eating your hoagie on the Sphinx. Like, that’s just not cool.’ No, I think that is cool. That’s part of the tour. — Evil Primate,
Jumper @0:18:15

We saw the Statue of Liberty … and [my dad] goes, ‘The torch is the weakest part of that thing. That would have fallen off first.’ [laughter] He’s a practical man. He is! He’s a metallurgist. — Film Grok,
Planet of the Apes @0:04:50

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