That thing is a f***in’ altar to evil. [laughter] Doesn’t look evil at first. It looks quite invitin’. … Doesn’t look evil?! It’s like a Stargate decided to come and rape your children. — Shut up & Watch This,
Event Horizon @0:40:37

Damn, [Paul WS Anderson] makes some good films. … Debatable. … Yes he did. He made this. He made Soldier. And he made Mortal Kombat. Then he died in a car crash. — Shut up & Watch This,
Event Horizon @0:04:39

There you see Tim Baggaley coming in, a gentleman who genuinely is missing an arm in real life. [other examples] It sounds horrible, but it is the easiest thing to do. … Yeah, to do it digitally would cost an arm and a leg. — Shut Up & Watch This,
Shaun of the Dead @0:43:35

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