Sam’s the one who really has the hero’s journey. … He has the arc. He goes from the guy who can’t ask Rosie out to the guy who comes back and marries Rosie. … Frodo is so damaged … that he doesn’t get to have a happy ending. — Down in Front,
LotR: Fellowship of the Ring @0:22:56

Newt’s a horrible actress. [laughter] That’s the thing everybody forgets when they’re like, ‘Oh they shouldn’t have killed off Newt and Hicks.’ It’s like, no, you would have had to watch another movie with Newt in it. — Cort & Fatboy,
Aliens @0:51:26

Wouldn’t it be weird if they all pulled their pants down and she had a wiener and those two dudes had vaginas? [laughs] I wish I didn’t say that. — Cadaver Lab,
Tamara @1:05:21

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