[re: the crooks fled] ‘Who’s gonna tell the boss about this one? How about we do it all together?’ [laughter] … And he’s gonna start crying. This is when you call Batman. — MMM Commentaries,
Heat @1:32:49

All of those giant spiders fighting for the bad guys are the fault of Hagrid, because Hagrid kept Aragog as a pet, and those are all Aragog’s progeny. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:08:05

Is it me, or does John Wayne come across as quite camp in this movie as well? … That is the first time, I’ve ever heard that. He might come back from the grave and punch you in the face. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Rooster Cogburn @0:34:57

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