That thing is a f***in’ altar to evil. [laughter] Doesn’t look evil at first. It looks quite invitin’. … Doesn’t look evil?! It’s like a Stargate decided to come and rape your children. — Shut up & Watch This,
Event Horizon @0:40:37

[Park map] So apparently the different sections of Jurassic Park are as gerrymandered as a regular Congressional district. [laughter] Democrats have never won the tyrannosaurus paddock. — Down in Front,
Jurassic Park @1:03:00

[Sean Pertwee] would’ve been an awesome Doctor. … Instead of ‘I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.’ It’s ‘F***in’ get over it!’ [laughter] Punchin’ a dalek in the face! — Shut up & Watch This,
Event Horizon @0:24:25

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