Lady, the duck said no. I know! She’s not even taking no for an answer. [laughter] She’s gonna rape that duck. No means ‘no’. Quack means ‘quack’. — Junk Food Dinner,
Howard the Duck @0:50:27

What we need to do is run directly into the path of the massacre. Because a velociraptor can’t catch us. — TWIG Commentaries,
Lost World: Jurassic Park @1:33:00

I was told ‘Do not watch the trailer for this movie.’ … Half way thru the movie, … I was waiting for some really, really bizarre reveal. But apparently the spoiler is something that is revealed in the second shot. — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:09:34

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