[As Kane] So, you’re coming right down after me, right? Once I’m down at the bottom, amongst all the thousands and thousands of eggs, you’ll be following me right down there. Is that correct? — Speakeasy,
Alien

I’m kind of Team F*** Bella. I’m like, the two of them should just be gay and get together, ’cause she doesn’t deserve either of them, quite frankly. [laughter] I’d watch that. — Down in Front,
Twilight @0:08:42

We have now exhausted my knowledge of the novel, other than that it is a thousand pages long, and it’s badly written. And it did not involve any bikinis whatsoever. — Tysto Commentaries,
2010: Moby Dick @0:10:55

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