There are three—precisely three—kinds of Star Trek villains. There is the warrior alien race. There is the malfunctioning computer with superpowers. … And the capricious child-like god. That’s it. — Commentary Track Stars,
Galaxy Quest @1:10:17

His cup’s started vibrating, so there’s shenanigans going on. Ooh, there’s nothing so bad as shenanigans. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Hungry Earth’ @0:03:41

If I was one of these guys, I would’ve said, ‘Well, don’t bring it in here then!’ … [laughter] ‘Look at it outside! Why is it smoking? Did you heat it up?!’ … ‘Did you have to get us all to carry it inside…?’ Because it clearly stinks. — Tysto & Speakeasy,
The Thing @0:25:26

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