Now, if this were my dream, the elevator would turn into my dad and start haranguing me about doing something real and useful with my life. … Get some help, Mike. YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD! — Rifftrax,
Inception @2:01:35

My mutant powers: I can watch reruns of the hit Paul Reiser series Mad About You any time I want without a TV. I simply choose not to exercise those powers. — Rifftrax,
X-Men @1:13:09

You think Digby there is used to regular beatings? I would certainly think so, yeah. Then it wouldn’t really be cruel to heap on a couple more? Oh god, no. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:08:57

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