Quidditch! It’s like the WNBA divided by curling. … Can we get a rules refresher on quidditch? Yeah. The object is to sit and wait for Harry’s team to win. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:55:19

[infant Kirk cries] [as George Kirk] Lieutenant Baby? Is that you? Leonardo DiCaprio, in a very special cameo role. — Rifftrax,
Star Trek (2009) @0:11:57

[re: ghosts] Me, I’d stab my own eyes out to avoid having to look at Whoopie Goldberg. You’re thinking of the movie Ghost. You mean Whoopie Goldberg is real?! — Rifftrax,
House on Haunted Hill @0:16:12

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