Neville’s transformation into Oscar Wilde is right on schedule. [laughter] Got a schedule for that, does he? [laughter] Yes. Very rigorous. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:33:18

And Leo is reunited with his greatest co-star: torrents of raging water. Just an elaborate bed-wetting metaphor, isn’t it? — Rifftrax,
Inception @0:14:55

When you run someone thru with a sword, Mike, … does it really sound like thrusting the wrong end of a hockey stick into a large tank of soft-shelled crabs? Exactly like that, yes. — Rifftrax,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl @0:34:02

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    • Alien 1 comment by: 

        Zarban on 2008-06-20 01:39:49
      • Great riff from Bill and Kevin! Alien's not really as boring as they pretend, but there's some funny stuff here.
    • Casablanca 1 comment by: 

        Zarban on 2009-06-16 11:08:46
      • Great run at THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE. Nazis always make great joke fodder. Remember: Vaichers! Vaichers everywhere! Note: Rifftrax file was glitchy for me. I ended up listening to the MP3 separately and syncing on my own.
    • Cloverfield 1 comment by: 

        Zarban on 2009-05-31 11:55:21
      • Good triple riff. Actually gets funnier toward the end.