They actually had to slightly un-grizzle John Hurt for this role. — Rifftrax,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:02:35

Just then, McGonagall’s ‘Ding Dong the Witch is Dead’ ringtone picked the worst possible time to go off. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @2:20:31

[re: broom-riding] If only there was some kind of sport-like activity that our protagonist could take part in later in the film that could offer me, the viewer, more of this pulse-pounding pure entertainment. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @1:00:38

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