[as producer] Mr. Stewart, sir, we’ll back the money truck right up to your door if only you’ll lend a tiny shred of credibility to our comic book franchise. — Rifftrax,
X-Men @0:49:07

[as Draco] All right. Play it cool. Let everyone leave. Close the door, yes. Curtains down. And DANCE TO GAGA IN MY UNDIES! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @0:28:31

[re: Monster Book of Monsters] Ah, I know what it is now. I’m afraid to ask. It’s a collection of biting satire. [sigh] — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:17:16

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