Why do people in Diagon Alley dress like they’re characters in a Dickens novel? This is just the Dickensian district. It’s a tourist thing, like Colonial Williamsburg. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:22:44

[as Lily, regarding Jason] Whoa, whoa, did I give that impression? … The very thought of him made me shiver with revulsion. I gagged when he touched me! His clammy skin was— [as Rob] Okay, enough about my dead brother. — Rifftrax,

[as Olympe] Let’s get the hell out of here, ladies, and back to one of the countless schools Voldemort isn’t obsessed with destroying. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @2:25:34

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