Why is there an owl in the jungle? Woodsy Owl shows up to remind her ‘Don’t pollute!’ — Film Fever Radio,
Indy 2: Temple of Doom

[re: stormy quidditch] Sir! A student’s just been struck by lightning! Should we consider rescheduling the meaningless intramural game? Never! … Perhaps it might be possible to use magic to prevent this! When pigs fly! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:56:00

[Gambon] is nothing like Dumbledore in this scene. He is confused; he’s annoyed. … And … when he screams ‘Silence’, every girl … in this Great Hall is instantly rendered infertile. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @0:21:39

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