[re: slow diplomacy] … The iPad could have ended the War of 1812 before it even started. — Down in Front,
Master and Commander @0:39:45

What a f***ed up note that is, … even to a werewolf, that you would say, … ‘I know who you are. Why don’t you kill yourself?’ — Arrow in the Head,
Silver Bullet @1:08:09

He found the panic room! [pause] Oh, no. It’s a Panic Room room, loaded with memorabilia from the movie Panic Room. — Rifftrax,
House on Haunted Hill @1:01:10

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