This was over 10 years ago, and Larry King literally looks the same. [laughter] If anything is gonna make me believe in the supernatural, I think that might be the one thing. — Down in Front,
Contact @0:44:12

The porno film that you see Jackie Chan watching in his TV built inside the car is the Marilyn Chambers classic Behind the Green Door. Wow. I’ll have to watch that. — Chin Stroker vs Punter,
The Cannonball Run @0:41:29

[re: just grabbing the coin] [as Shaw] Okay, you found the loophole in my plan. I never technically said you had to use your mind. Alright, your mom and you are free to go. Whatever. — Ultimate Movie Commentary,
X-Men: First Class @0:08:22

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