They still think it’s about the money. [laughs] … If he killed her for the money, then he’s a completely different person. … But considering he killed her because he’s a f***in’ psychotic, they’re all in trouble. — Commentary Track Stars,
Psycho (1960) @1:31:58

This movie plays like a special episode of Dawson’s Creek. … Every episode of Dawson’s Creek is special. — Wag the Movie,
The Outsiders

[as Jonathan] Now I’m gonna take the quickest massage ever. [counts to 10] [Jonathan gets out of massage chair] Good. — Horror Movie a Day,
Shocker @0:51:47

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