What do you get a wookie for Christmas when they’ve already got a comb? Conditioner. … A butt scratcher. — IHN Radio,
Star Wars Holiday Special @0:31:48

Liv Tyler is pretty, but when she has to move her face and make sounds come out is a problem. Noooo. I like cake a lot. I’m not gonna put it in a movie as a lead character. Unless it’s supposed to be cake. — Down in Front,
LotR: The Return of the King @1:38:44

They’re well-armed scientists. What kind of Chuck Norris scientists were they that they just blew it up as soon as they saw it? — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
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