The design of Total Recall is such that you can quite legitimately argue, one way or t’other, that this is either all reality or all falsified memory. — The Oneliner,
Total Recall @1:01:31

That is definitely not a ‘naval air laboratory.’ [laughter] I know a disused mine when I see one. — The Oneliner,
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus @0:37:00

In the short story, it was ‘Quayle’ and not ‘Quaid.’ … I don’t imagine anyone would think [US Vice-President] Dan Quayle … was likely to be a secret agent who traveled to Mars and massacred a lot of people. — The Oneliner,
Total Recall @0:12:02

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