You chose to go watch an execution over watching your little girl play the cello. Well, maybe she’s a really sh*tty cello player. … And maybe this guy’s really good at killing people. [laughter] … He’s the Yo-Yo Ma of executions. — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @0:17:10

So, [Creedence is] the ham, and they’ve got the green eggs, right? Good one. … She really has … that whole librarian effect. She puts the ‘whore’ in ‘horticulturist.’ — DVD Verdict,
Troll 2 @1:06:59

If you think about it, they really only want to destroy your possessions. The gremlins are very Buddhist in that way. — Technicolor Commentary,
Gremlins @1:21:10

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