My middle name is also very strange. … And as a result, you can rearrange my full name into ‘I AM PRINCESS POOPYPANTS’. … It’s where my Internet hacker name comes from. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @2:08:49

Hey! Who turned out the lights? [laughter] Look out! It’s the vashta nerada! — Cultdom Collective,
Sherlock ‘The Blind Banker’ @0:51:04

I don’t get how [the cross] is staying up like that. … He’s levitating? That would be great if the whole thing just hovered. And then it rocketed off like Back to the Future. And it came back and starting strafing all the people! — Film Pigs,
The Passion of the Christ @1:39:43

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