Now, if this were my dream, the elevator would turn into my dad and start haranguing me about doing something real and useful with my life. … Get some help, Mike. YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD! — Rifftrax,
Inception @2:01:35

[as Fitch] Wait, are you saying ‘Fitch’ or ‘fish’? Again, it’s a little confusing. I know, how about if I use my code name: Piranha? Would that be— No, that would actually be even more confusing, I bet. — Tysto Commentaries,
Mega Piranha @1:19:30

Here come some rent-a-cops. How would you like that to be your job? … You don’t get very good grades, and you end up graduating from the school of magic, and then you become a bank guard. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:21:15

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