The collected wizarding world is powerless against six bad guys. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:13:42

[as McGonagall] You, Mr. Potter—even tho you have saved the school twice—no permission slip, no going in to buy the plastic vomit and the candy. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:46:37

I think ‘Miracle Day’ sounds a bit like a feminine hygiene product. Have you used Miracle Day today? [laughter] Make every day a Miracle Day. — Blogtor Who,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: The New World’ @0:39:33

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