[Cobretti tears gangbanger's shirt] Aw ha! Did you see that? Look, there’s a mike taped on his chest! … Is that guy running a sting for the criminals? [laughter] It’s still there! — Jon Madsen and Friends,
Cobra @0:16:15

Yet again Charles is showing up at her place in the morning. … Look at him walking into her bathroom. It’s called boundaries, dude. [as Charles] ‘I’m just gonna watch you take a shower, make sure you get to work on time.’ — NebCast,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles @0:32:55

This is how your imagination pictures it when you’re a kid and you play cops and robbers… but without all the death and everything. — Renegade Commentaries,
Bugsy Malone

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