[Jacob's ladder equipment] What are those things called? I used to know. Testicle shockers. — Kore Commentary,
Young Frankenstein

[re: Aragog attack] Let’s say that you were really hungry, and you wanted a sandwich. And the sandwich got in a car and tried to run you over. Would you continue pursuing that sandwich? — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @1:50:36

You know, when you’ve been friends, you know each other so well that— You finish each others’ sentences? That’s not what I was going to say. [laughter] … You make a far more dangerous adversary. — Double D,
Young Sherlock Holmes @0:36:28

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