And now the comedy starts! Are you guys all buckled in? Yes. It’s gonna get hilarious! I thought it already started, ’cause I’ve been laughin’ on the inside for quite some time now. — DVD PodBlast,
Nothing But Trouble 0:28:35

[braless Farrah] Aw, look at her. Look at her. Damn. She’s pointin’ at ya, Burt. It’s rude to point. No it’s not. Oh, my god. That’s just gratuitous. — Chin Stroker vs Punter,
The Cannonball Run @0:30:39

It’s a pretty terrible moral, terrible advice for children. And if you’re listening to this and you’re a child, please disregard it. — Tysto Commentaries,
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