[Trinity is] goin’, ‘What is that freako doin’ to my body right now?’ … ‘Why do I feel weird?’ Good chance Joey Pants is dry-humpin’ you right now. — Down in Front,
The Matrix @1:34:10

Whenever I watch Keanu Reeves … run, I always think he must be shooting his films in a world with 1.5 gravity. — Down in Front,
The Matrix @2:06:27

In any situation in which someone important has died around you, trying kissing them. [laughter] ‘Cause it always seems to work. … It couldn’t hurt. Altho, it may taste kind of weird, depending on what they died of. — Down in Front,
The Matrix @2:11:37

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