No one can kill a dog in a movie and survive. … But the dog is an evil character, and in this film all the evil characters are punished. So the dog has to be punished. … I don’t know if you have to harpoon it. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Dead Calm @1:10:01

Wait, wait, wait. 1994. This is not a surprise prequel, is it? You’ll see. [multiple voices] Awww! — Death’s Door Prods,
Final Destination 5 @0:35:15

Jason’s got woman issues with Cordelia. … Stallone, … he’s going back for a woman. And … the general has woman problems with his … female daughter. Yes. All daughters are female, I hope. Hmmm. … What would Plato say? — Bootleg Director,
The Expendables @0:19:02

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