[Auton bridal mannequins] Women are gettin’ married in the window. Three of them. [laughter] Modern times! Not only is it a same-sex marriage, … it’s also three of them. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Rose’ @0:38:05

Jen, I’m not sure if you’ve bought me my Christmas present yet, but I think the sweater vest Neville’s wearing would be just excellent if you could find it in a medium. [laughter] Sure thing, honey. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix @0:36:02

[re: werewolf transformation] Worst strip-o-gram ever. [as Remus] Please don’t look at my were-wang. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @1:41:45

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