Devon Aoki’s hot. Devon Aoki’s not hot! Why do people think that? … Devon Aoki looks like the creature from Mac and Me. Dude, he scared the sh** out of me when I was a kid. — Evil Primate,
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The more beers I have, the more I’m coming around to Jordana Brewster. Do you know how many guys have said that in the last ten years? A lot of casting directors! — Evil Primate,
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This is like a really hot cross between a Salon Selectives commercial and a gun fight. It’s like if John Woo was directing for TRESemme. — Evil Primate,
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