[as Uncle Vernon to Harry] I’ll be damned if you’ll go and leave us in peace! … Come back! You’re almost roasting size now! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:11::41

And here’s Ruth. Ruth Gordon. Whooo! I had the chance to speak with her recently, via Ouija board. Very sweet woman. — Soju After Movie,
Any Which Way You Can @0:23:15

Those books are all books by Stephen King, by the way. … You can tell because they’re a foot thick. Because no one bought any. — Down in Front,
The Mist @1:07:59

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