You know, about 5 years ago, my mother gave me an envelope that says, ‘Do not open until 2020.’ No kidding? … I haven’t been tempted to open it, but I have been curious about what’s in it. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Back to the Future @1:27:40

I see strong parallels between the original King Kong and the original Star Wars. … Aw! They should totally have Kong take off his head at the end of the movie, and he’s just a crusty old white guy. — Two True Freaks,
King Kong (1933) @1:25:53

[re: Miles Fisher] He’s a clone of Tom Cruise. No one knows, at a young age, he had a lot of money, so he had a clone made. Yeah, if the DNA was slightly deteriorated. — Death’s Door Prods,
Final Destination 5 @1:22:25

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