Did you know that Giovanni Ribisi is the brother-in-law of Beck? … Oh right. The girl you liked [in Dazed and Confused] married Beck. … If they get divorced, she gets one turn-table and half a microphone. — Film Sack,
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow @0:34:51

This is what every bar in Canada looks like. Yeah, right. No matter where you go. It’s this shabby. … Inside of a barn, as I leave my igloo with my frickin’ sled dogs. — TWIG Commentaries,
Wolverine @0:35:39

Now, if a pretty girl asked me to help her because she’s being held prisoner in a castle, my reaction would not be ‘I don’t understand.’ But we’ll learn later why he’s playing dumb. — Tysto Commentaries,
Horror of Dracula @0:11:27

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