To survive in the Hunger Games, you need wits … also, the luck of being chased up a tree with a lethal wasp nest, and having another girl who … lets you know about the nest, and … enemies all going to sleep without posting a watch. — Rifftrax,
The Hunger Games @1:28:36

Get out! Take your wok and run. [laughter] Ha ha. ‘Take your wok and run.’ I am a funny guy. — Flicks Podcast,
Friday the 13th (2009) @1:17:52

You chose to go watch an execution over watching your little girl play the cello. Well, maybe she’s a really sh*tty cello player. … And maybe this guy’s really good at killing people. [laughter] … He’s the Yo-Yo Ma of executions. — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @0:17:10

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