You know, Gotham City is the only city in America that’s over 50% alley-ways. — Alan Smithee Podcast,
Batman @1:11:15

So, you need parental permission to go to the toffy shop, but for quidditch: the less parents know, the better. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:57:18

Look at this back-stabbin’ dog. It’s like, ‘Oh, new master now. I’ll go with it. Are you gonna feed me?’ Yeah. Dogs are stupid. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Dead Calm @0:42:00

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