I tell ya, if I had a dime for every time this happened to me when I went campin’ with the guys, [laughter] I’d be a rich, rich man. — Film Pigs,
Brokeback Mountain @0:28:15

I was actually 10 in ’62. … If you asked me who the president was in ’62, I would have no idea. … I might be tempted to say Eisenhower. I think it was Bill Pullman. [laughter] … ’62. Truman? [laughter] Sure. We should look it up. — Film Pigs,
Brokeback Mountain @0:07:44

Canada’s pretty. Why do you say this is Canada over and over? … They shot the beautiful Wyoming in Canada. Because the actual Wyoming is just covered in Starbucks by now. [laughter] There’s three on that lake. — Film Pigs,
Brokeback Mountain @1:29:52

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