[Tony Shalhoub is] eating cheese sticks! … That’s Handi-Snacks, I’ll have you know. I don’t know why he had Handi-Snacks on his person. … Maybe you’re right. Maybe he is stoned the whole time. — Down in Front,
Galaxy Quest @0:50:45

Ooh, bone vs knife, dude. Oh! … Epic! … I can’t help but want Arnold Schwarzenegger’s one-liners in this. Well, we should do them. [as Schwarzenegger] Sorry to leave you with a boner. — Film Sack,
Sudden Death @0:45:40

He’s very clever. … I would not want to play him at Connect 4. … What games then you could beat him at? … A sex game? — Blogtor Who,
Sherlock ‘Scandal in Belgravia’ @0:57:34

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