Liv Tyler is pretty, but when she has to move her face and make sounds come out is a problem. Noooo. I like cake a lot. I’m not gonna put it in a movie as a lead character. Unless it’s supposed to be cake. — Down in Front,
LotR: The Return of the King @1:38:44

Hello, Miss East. Wow! Oh, here we go, baby! [laughter] Hmmm, Tokyo Rose. … Wild Wild Breast! [laughter] … Would she be milking this scene for all it’s worth? — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Wild Wild West @0:40:29

You know who’s up on my comedy radar lately as sort of a comic genius, speaking of Stepbrothers? Dude, Stepbrothers sucked. OH MY GOD— We’ll table that for a moment…. — DVD PodBlast,
Dinner for Schmucks @0:27:37

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