I’m glad Pac Man, the f***in’ football score-keeper or somethin’, knows how to extract a bullet. — Horror Movie a Day,
Shocker @1:02:08

[as Jonathan] Now I’m gonna take the quickest massage ever. [counts to 10] [Jonathan gets out of massage chair] Good. — Horror Movie a Day,
Shocker @0:51:47

[sarcastically] Yeah, this really looks like Oregon, too. Maybe it would’ve helped if Sony didn’t shoot it on the exact same f***in’ street they shot Disturbia, which is pretty much the same f***in’ movie. — Horror Movie a Day,
The Stepfather @0:16:27

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