[as Katniss] Just meeting Edward Cullen here. Nope. Wrong young adult lit phenom. Th— There’s no vampires in this? Nope. Werewolves? Surely there’s werewolves! Nary a one. Then what the hell is the point?! — Rifftrax,
The Hunger Games @0:06:22

[Barbara Shelley] swallowed a fang. … Terry Fisher said … ‘Don’t worry. We’ll get it tomorrow when it comes out.’ … And then just shove it back in your mouth. — Terror Transmission,
Dracula: Prince of Darkness @1:34:41

This is a very homoerotic scene here, suddenly. … The way the guys load the guns, and the way they kind of almost orgasm over it is a little scary to me. — Down in Front,
The Abyss @1:25:14

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