What character from an existing movie that has nothing to do with pirates could easily fit into this universe? … Val Kilmer. … in any movie. [Laughter] Kiss Kiss Bang Bang! Gay Perry: professional pirate. — Geekza,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl

Hey look, there’s a bulletin board. … ‘Sign-ups for the Nazi volleyball league are available until Wednesday.’ [as German] You vill join now! — Geekza,
Indy 3: Last Crusade @0:54:33

Orlando Bloom looks nothing like Stellan Skarsgaard. … If you take off … the barnacles— … He still looks nothing— … Go watch Good Will Hunting, go see him in his natural habitat: Harvard. — Geekza,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl

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