Devon Aoki’s hot. Devon Aoki’s not hot! Why do people think that? … Devon Aoki looks like the creature from Mac and Me. Dude, he scared the sh** out of me when I was a kid. — Evil Primate,
DEBS

You’d think a security guard would be like, ‘Dude, you have to stop eating your hoagie on the Sphinx. Like, that’s just not cool.’ No, I think that is cool. That’s part of the tour. — Evil Primate,
Jumper @0:18:15

I think Bruce Campbell here is doing his Bubba Ho-tep part, with the Elvis accent. … He’s really pouring it on here. Bruce Campbell is always pouring it on. Bruce Campbell doesn’t do it any other way than thick. — Evil Primate,
Congo @0:04:31

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