This is Willow, by the way, our lead goblin here. Oh no! The one that took his key was. This is Mini Me. … Warwick Davis and Vern Troyer, for those playing the home game. — Down in Front,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:34:04

Considering Snape’s double life—leading the most dangerous existence in the world— … the lowest of his priorities— Would be the house cup. — All of Whine and Space,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @2:14:36

[Filch is] half Old West cowboy and half English bum. … There’s gotta be about one third short bus in there, tho. Yeah. We apologize to all short bus people. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:36:53

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