[Cornish pixies immobilized] ♪♫Biddle-de-bink-de-bink boing.♪♫ AND NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A STORY?! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:40:10

[re: Quidditch World Cup attack] This is not how this would go. … It would be like a half a dozen guys with assault rifles walking into a Texas gun show. It would be a horrible blood bath. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:12:02

Who’s that guy Dumbledore’s ‘friends’ with? Is that one of his buddies-buddies? John! … What? Why can’t Dumbledore bring a date to quidditch? — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:22:42

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