You know what’s a better pretentious horror film than this? … The Order, with Heath Ledger. … He eats people’s sins. … On, like, toasted bread? Like Quiznos? … That was my job in college. I was a sin eater, part time. Made $8.50 an hour. — Film Pigs,
The Reaping @1:07:55

[re: beefcake] For me, Captain America’s actually preferable. I wouldn’t say no, but Captain America: definitely. … As a grown American man, if I can’t approve of getting wrecked by Captain America, what are we even fighting for? — Down in Front,
Thor @1:12:22

[re: broom-riding] If only there was some kind of sport-like activity that our protagonist could take part in later in the film that could offer me, the viewer, more of this pulse-pounding pure entertainment. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @1:00:38

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