Here come the long-time-companion bots. Sure they argue a lot, but the sex is great. — Rifftrax,
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Huh. Reminds me of my wedding night. Huh? ‘Cause we honeymooned in Antarctica. And used explosives. — Rifftrax,
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Is this the scene where he runs into Man-Thing? You mean Swamp Thing? You mean the Swamp Fox? You mean Moss Man? Right: Man-Thing. — Rifftrax,
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