[Gasp] Flickering lights? Only Lord Voldemort could have wired them so shoddily! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix @0:04:52

[as Uncle Vernon to Harry] I’ll be damned if you’ll go and leave us in peace! … Come back! You’re almost roasting size now! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:11::41

[Knight Bus arrives] Aw hell. We’re gonna have to hop aboard for whimsy, aren’t we? ‘Fraid so. Better gird your loins for some wizardly hijinks. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:09:51

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